Commas - miscreants of mayhem and injustice

I've asked my good friend and awesome blogger and writer, Marie Andreas to stop by today. She has an excellent blog for writers She's here today to talk about the little buggers we call commas.

Without further ado, I present Marie!

Today’s blog is all about those little miscreants of mayhem and injustice- commas.

Sure, they look innocent, sitting there slightly curled as if to give a sense of comforting friendliness. “Come here,” they seem to say. “Pause a bit before the long trek of words before you.”

They don’t let you see them for what they really are.

Vagrants. Hooligans. Tramps.

Now, to be fair, in the history of the English language, commas were not always troublemakers. While lacking the solid respectability of the noble period, they still had their own set of fairly stable rules. People knew where to put a comma, and it was the same no matter what you were writing. Punctuation was the same regardless of it being a term paper, newspaper article, or the latest fiction book.
Alas, those days have changed. Below is the definition of a vagrant. I would argue that the comma has finally shown its true colors as one.

a person who wanders about idly and has no permanent home or employment; vagabond; tramp.
Law . an idle person without visible means of support, as a tramp or beggar.
a person who wanders from place to place; wanderer; rover.
wandering idly without a permanent home or employment; living in vagabondage: vagrant beggars.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a vagrant: the vagrant life.
wandering or roaming from place to place; nomadic.
(of plants) straggling in growth.
not fixed or settled, esp. in course; moving hither and thither: a vagrant leaf blown by the wind.

The important image here is “not fixed”. These little bits of ink, now have free range to move about hither and thither, landing where they will on the page, left only to the rules of the author. Justification can be made (and often is) by authors for using these marks where they will and how they will. “The rules have changed,” they cry as they find another comma has snuck off somewhere new and unique. “They don’t have to follow the same rules for fiction.” The beleaguered novelist whimpers as they defend the placing of yet another troublemaker.

However, these authors think the placement was their choice. I would argue we have all been put under the sway of punctuation with minds of its own. They want us to think we’ve changed our rules, that commas don’t have to follow them as stringently anymore. How do we know this hasn’t been some masterful stroke by the Comma Liberation Army? A chance for punctuation to run amuck everywhere?

I think we should all be concerned about the increasing vagrancy of commas, who knows what punctuation will next make a bid for freedom?

Marie Andreas - is currently an "under-published" fantasy and science fiction novelist. She has a short story that is available in a collection for sale on Amazon (Creatures of the Night is the book; Paranoia is her story.) She has been writing for longer than needs to be discussed and has no intention of stopping. She doesn't think she could. If  she tried she would most likely end up sitting in a coffee shop babbling to herself, scribbling notes on bits and pieces of shabby napkins, and annoying innocent passerby with updates of the stories in her head. Since that is not an appeasing image- she just keeps trying.

You can find her on the web at - a look at writers, writing and the weirdness of the written word.


Sylvia Phillips said...

I will never think of a comma in the same way again! Thanks for joining us at Friendship Friday. I'd love for you to become a regular!

Stairwell Carollers said...

I'm just stopping by to Say "G'day" from the "Say G'Day Saturday Party". Have a beautiful day, and thanks for the sage advice!

Vanessa Jimenez said...

Two of my favorites in one post, history and writing! Thanks for another great read!

Stacy Uncorked said...

Isn't it amazing what a difference a small mark in a sentence makes? ;)

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Cathy Compeau said...

Thanks so much for sharing at A Peek Into My Paradise TGIF Link Party! I can't wait to see what you link up next week! I hope to see you at the (Not SO) Wordless Wednesday Blog Hop!
Have a terrific week!
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Natasha In Oz said...

I need to share this with my Senior English students...I am shocked that they still don't know how to use commas and semicolons!

Thanks so much for sharing this great post at the Say G'day Saturday linky party. I've just tweeted about this!

Best wishes,
Natasha in Oz